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Wheaties Field
Perfect Stadium Name
Today’s column offers cereal
and candy. Huh? Read on.
Wheaties Field is my name of choice for the new Twins stadium. The
ballpark named after the hometown cereal. Wheaties: the “Breakfast of
Champions.” What name could be more appropriate?
The
Twins should aspire to build on their legacy of success when the
downtown stadium opens in 2010. Their mission statement: Minnesota
Twins, World Series champions. Feed the boys Wheaties and watch them
win.
The
Twins are likely to expect a hefty rights fee and long term agreement
for any stadium naming rights deal but General Mills and its famous
cereal can benefit from more than hometown pride by stepping up to the
plate. The Twins and the stadium will be a cultural force in this
marketplace via merchandising, advertising, promotion, news coverage and
stadium events including 81 baseball games per year. Only the bean
counters and the Lord himself know how many times per year consumers
will hear or read the name Wheaties Field.
Why
not include a Wheaties Hall of Champions in the stadium? Display all the
famous athletes who have been on the Wheaties cereal boxes over the
years. The Wheaties name could be branded on the Twins’ youth clinics
at the stadium and other sites. Kids attending the clinics receive some
good advice on nutrition and a free box of Wheaties. And those Wheaties
box tops could be good for half off admissions on Wheaties Days for kids
and families.
Let
the whole country in on the wholesome theme with a Wheaties-scholar
athlete program. The winners receive college scholarships and a trip to
Minneapolis where they attend a Twins game and are honored at a special
General Mills luncheon attended by Twins stars.
In
the early years of the stadium the Twins are likely to host major league
baseball’s all-star game. Wheaties Field will be showcased across the
country, just as it will be most summer nights on ESPN SportsCenter.
Back
in the 1930’s Wheaties had signage in Nicollet Park, home of the
Minneapolis Millers. Wheaties sponsored the Millers on radio
broadcasts. Wheaties can tie its local baseball past to even more
prominent future branding if the new stadium is named Wheaties Field.
If
the Twins nix the idea of using any corporate name on the new facility,
call the stadium Pohlad Park. Carl Pohlad's
piggy bank has helped save the franchise and the elderly Twins owner
deserves the honor. Please, no more politically correct names like
Metropolitan Stadium, Met Center and Metrodome. Boring! And by the way,
not one of these facilities was ever financed by the seven county metro
area.
Now
back to the candy topic. How about a candy bar named after
Joe Mauer? I approached the subject playfully
with the Twins’ hometown hero and received this response regarding
possible interest in a bar made locally by Pearson’s Candy Company:
“Maybe. I don’t know. That’s the first I’ve heard about it. Yeah,
definitely.”
Mauer’s buddy, Justin Morneau, good naturedly endorsed the idea.
“Well, I am sure people will buy it,” he said.
Would it be a best seller here? “Joe can put his name on anything here
and people will buy it,” Morneau answered.
Neither Mauer or Morneau offered a name for the candy bar. How about
Pow-Mauer?
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