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Fun Tales Include Confusion over North and South Dakota

Posted on June 27, 2023July 13, 2023 by David Shama

 

I can confirm I’ve never heard so much complaining from friends and readers about the Twins.  Maybe the state of the Twins has you down, or perhaps the grass is two feet high, and the lawn mower won’t start, or your first born was snatched off the deck last night by a swarm of giant mosquitoes.

Whatever, I get it. You’ve got the summertime blues.

But try looking at things this way: the sky is falling but at least we won’t have to deal with smoky skies the rest of the summer.

Speaking of weather, there once was a novice TV weather lady who upon arriving in this market got North Dakota and South Dakota mixed up. Couldn’t get them right on the air.  I swear to Belinda Jensen, Chris Shaffer and Ken Barlow it’s true.

Day brighteners or memories to cheer us up?  For starters, I can call a friend whose voice mail message (borrowed from the late Dark Star) always prompts a chuckle:

“If it’s good news or money, leave a message.”

Memories of the late Sid Hartman are amusing.  On his Sunday radio show Sid was once relating information about an athlete with a knee issue. Sir Sidney described the problem as an injured “Khrushchev.”

I miss attending news conferences with Sid.  One time he nudged me and asked that I open a bag of potato chips for him.

The Lord only knows how Sid is doing in heaven.  I wonder if he beckons people as he did here on earth by yelling, “Hey genius.”

Maybe you have young children or grandchildren who can spark your spirits.  My five-year-old granddaughter has inquired a couple times whether I know her grandmother, my ex-wife.  “Do you know Gaga?” she asks.

Her father, my youngest son, had a classic observation when he was five or six that amuses me to this day.  I worked at a place he heard me complain about.  One day he was in the car when we drove by the office building where I was employed.

“Dad, look there’s the place that gives you nightmares,” he said.

Summer is picnic weather and I sometimes think about my mother who hated to waste food (and never desserts). One day we packed a picnic lunch in the trunk near the outboard motor.  Arriving at our destination we saw gasoline had spilled out from the motor—some of it near the chocolate cake and other food.  Yup, we ate around the smelly parts of the cake and threw the rest out.

Death by chocolate. Almost.

Only a new body and brain can save my golf game.  I could probably exhaust disk space in my computer with all the tips I’ve acquired through the years.  I am still a hacker, but I can write a book about how you can break 90.

Tennis? I haven’t played in years.  My Achilles is suspect, my foot hurts and my wife would waive her finger in scorn if I took to the court.  Bottom line?  I just might do it sometime between Wimbledon and the U.S. Open.  Watch for headlines on TMZ.

So even if you’re in a summer funk, smile, darn it. Harvey Mackay wrote in his syndicated column earlier this month that smiling makes you happier, reduces stress, helps you live longer and can even help with work promotions. “The world always looks brighter from behind a smile,” Mackay wrote.

Lou Holtz

Mackay is a close friend of former Gophers and Notre Dame football coach Lou Holtz who is known to many for his wit as well as his coaching.  The following is a favorite Holtzism:

Don’t tell your troubles to others because 80 percent of people are glad you have them, and the other 20 percent don’t care.

Baseball fans should watch the new Yogi Berra documentary on Netflix or other platforms. The former Yankee Hall of Fame catcher had so many quirky malapropisms they could fill this column.  A few favorite Berra quotes courtesy of a December 2021 MLB.com story:

“Baseball is 90 percent mental.  The other half is physical.”

“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”

“I really didn’t say everything I said.”

About a St. Louis restaurant: “No one goes there anymore.  It’s too crowded.”

“Never answer an anonymous letter.”

“It ain’t over ‘till it’s over.”

Seems like baseball has some of the best stories.  Dave Mona remembers being a reporter for the Minneapolis Tribune when he decided to name all-Polish and all-Italian teams.  Twins manager Billy Martin, a proud Italian, offered his assistance.  He got stuck, though, finding a catcher.

Then Martin came up with Roy Campanella, the great African American catcher. While others protested Campy’s eligibility, Martin snapped, “His name ends with a vowel.  He’s Italian. What else do you need?”

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Jim Kaat Not Picking a Favorite in American League Central

Posted on June 25, 2023June 25, 2023 by David Shama

 

Jim Kaat is one of the more intelligent baseball minds on the planet.  The Hall of Fame pitcher was in the big leagues from 1959-1983 and a broadcaster for 25 years after that while delighting audiences with his knowledge, insights, and honesty.

Kaat, 84, pitched for the Senators-Twins from 1959-1973 and still follows his old team that is struggling in the mediocre American League Central Division.  “Teams are lucky to be in the Central Division in both leagues,” Kaat said while also referring to the National League Central where the Reds have the best record at five games over .500.

The Twins are 39-39 and one game ahead of the Guardians. Kaat, who spoke to Sports Headliners a few days ago from his summer home in Vermont, isn’t forecasting the AL Central Division winner at season’s end.

“I don’t know if I would put money on anybody right now. …I still think the Twins have the personnel to win the division.  They have good starting pitching. But they’re not (the whole team) performing up to what their potential is so far.”

Here was Kaat’s evaluation of the Twins last week: “Well, they have great starting pitching but they’re not maximizing their starters. They take them out so early to go to the bullpen—and they’ve had a couple guys done well—but for the most part the bullpen has not been consistent in terms of nailing down the wins. They’ve got five very capable starters.

“They developed into a team that if they continue (at) this current pace they’ll strike out more times than the (MLB record setting) 2021 Cubs.  But the information they get from on high tells them go ahead and keep swinging for the fences because it’s easier to hit a home run than it is to hit three singles.  But if you look at what (former Twin) Luis Arraez is doing right now over in Miami, you think, boy, you’d love to have him in that leadoff spot setting the table. So they’re kind of a one dimensional (team).

“They (also) make a lot of mistakes on the bases.  As you can see from just looking at the scores every day…they don’t do those little things—advancing runners, and making productive outs to put up an extra run or two on the scoreboard—and they’re losing those close games.

“It’s not an interesting team to watch their players. I (do) love to watch (rookie third baseman) Royce Lewis.  I think he’s going to be a star. I like to watch (eight game winner) Joe Ryan pitch.  But as far as the team, it’s just like home run derby for the most part.”

The Twins’ struggles to score runs are lamented in living rooms and taverns across the state. Veteran right fielder Max Kepler, now in his ninth season with Minnesota, is hitting .207, while slugger Joey Gallo, an offseason acquisition, is at .186.  Shortstop Carlos Correa and DH Byron Buxton, the team’s highest paid stars, are hitting .220 and .207 respectively.  The team batting average of .231 is better than only five other MLB teams and Minnesota’s 799 strikeouts is No. 1 among the 30 teams.

The home run craze is in vogue across the major league landscape so the Twins aren’t alone, but Kaat wishes the team had “table setters,” guys who frequently can get on base.  Any wish list starts with Arraez, who the Twins traded away in the offseason for pitcher Pablo Lopez.

Kaat winced when Minnesota gave up the 2022 American League batting champion. “Yeah, I really did.  I was really shocked at that, and I like Pablo Lopez. …I understand they didn’t think he had a set position to play.  But boy, he was very much like Rod Carew.”

Carew, of course, was a Hall of Fame hitter and former teammate of Kaat with the Twins.  Carew was an okay second baseman but a better fielder later in his career when he played first base. Arraez has settled in at second base for the Marlins.

Arraez, 26, is hitting a gaudy .401  for the Marlins after batting .316 last season.  Carew had a lifetime average of .328.   Neither one is or was a swing for the fences or strike out hitter.  Just the opposite.

Kaat understands the frustrations of Twins fans when they often see their favorites struggle to score even a couple runs in games. “…You can’t get excited about just watching a team and hoping they hit enough home runs to beat the other team.  There’s just not enough action there.”

Baseball has become a power game where hitters not only swing for the fences but also pitchers throw as hard as they can.  Analytics and radar guns have convinced baseball authorities this is the best way to win.  The power style appeals to some fans, probably younger followers in particular.

Jim Kaat

Analytics dictate decisions before, during and after games.  Kaat sees some value in the new age way of doing things. “I think all the information can be very helpful in sort of evaluating players.  …I think it’s valuable in developing players and in training players.  But once the game starts, I think they have to throw those numbers out the window because everybody feels differently every day.

“…(A hitter) might be 0-10 against this pitcher but if you’re watching that pitcher maybe he’s not the same today.  And this hitter that’s 0-10 today, he’s on a hot streak, he’s been really hitting well.  So, I am going to leave him (the hitter) in there but they go so much by the statistical sheet that they see 0-10, (and decide) well we’re going to take him out. They don’t use the eye test to really make their judgements.”

A lot of Twins fans are perplexed at decisions dictated by analytics.  They’re not on board with pinch hitting for Lewis, or the team’s other promising young hitter, Alex Kirilloff.  Starting pitchers are told to call it a day after five innings or so, and fans not only push back but so too has veteran Twin Sonny Gray.  He’s made his opinion known about pitching deeper into games.

The Twins defeated the Red Sox last Thursday in a game that typified who they are but also had an outlier performance.  Correa got one hit, a home run.  Buxton hit two moon shots over the fence, his only hits in the game.  Those home runs accounted for three of the team’s runs in the 6-0 win.  It was Ryan, though, who delivered the unexpected, pitching Minnesota’s first complete game in five years.  He threw 112 pitches and held the Red Sox to three hits.

In Kaat’s era starting pitchers frequently completed nine innings and didn’t blink at throwing over 100 pitches in a game.  In Kaat’s three 20 win seasons he pitched 46 complete games.  During Kaat’s long career his sturdy arm allowed him to pitch in 898 games and log 4,530.1 innings.

Regardless of whether he was starting a game, Kaat threw every day. Over the years he built up his arm strength while not jeopardizing his health by trying to throw too hard.  He could throw fast balls, but he mixed up his pitches and threw with control.

Kaat and other authorities know a lot of teenage pitchers are being “ruined” by the strain placed on their young arms trying to throw the ball so hard. Elbow surgery is epidemic. “They’re not teaching them to pitch,” Kaat said. “They’re just teaching them to throw.”

Kaat is critical also of how during the season MLB teams bring up pitchers to the bigs and then send them back to the minors over and over.  “…They never really get a chance to develop into as good a pitcher as they possibly could be.  Today it’s so wrong headed the way they’re training and using pitchers, it just makes me sick.”

Teams not only turn over their pitching rosters frequently because of injuries and poor performance but also use a marathon of pitchers in a typical game. Analytics warn against leaving a starter in the game to face the other team’s batting order a third time. Then a parade of relievers begins.

“No, I think they’ve dumbed down pitching,” Kaat said. “It’s just shameful. …We weren’t superhuman and pitched 300 or 250 innings, a lot of complete games. We were trained to do that, and the pitchers today are so much bigger, faster, stronger.  I think more athletic ability and yet they (the decision makers) think they’re preserving their arms by limiting their innings and pitches, and actually what they’re doing is…(not getting) the maximum out of the talent that they have. It’s just sad as a former pitcher to see that.  …”

Kaat pitched as both a starter and reliever over his long career.  As a starter he pitched on as little as three days rest and went deep into games but that’s not the mantra in MLB now. “Throw as hard as you can and when you can’t throw any more, we’ll bring somebody else in,” Kaat said.

Kaat stopped broadcasting games after last season but doesn’t refer to the decision as a retirement—saying he just walked away from the game he has loved for so long.  He “just couldn’t deal with the way the game has turned into a science project.”

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Contract Leverage Favors Danielle Hunter, Not Vikings

Posted on June 18, 2023June 18, 2023 by David Shama

 

If the Vikings intend to be competitive in the coming season, they need to make a new contract deal with star pass rusher Danielle Hunter.  Worthy of inclusion among the NFL’s best at pressuring the quarterback, Hunter is in the last year of his contract and is too valuable to an already suspect defense to be without.

“You look at the depth chart right now, you definitely need Danielle’s presence on defense…  so we’ll see if they can figure out a way to make it work,” said Daniel House who spends countless hours analyzing the Vikings and NFL, and publishes the Mnvikngscorner.com website.

No doubt the Vikings have tested Hunter’s trade appeal with other teams but unless they could acquire an impressive defensive return, they are better off with Hunter who had a bounce back season in 2022 with 10.5 sacks (14.5 in both 2018 and 2019).  The 28-year-old is a valuable piece in a new start under first-year defensive coordinator Brian Flores who is expected to put an emphasis on speed and aggressive play to accomplish his task of improving a weak defense from last season.

House predicts the defense will play with creativity and sometimes implement pass rushing mismatches favoring Hunter.  “It’ll just be a way more aggressive defense, which I think helps everybody involved.”

To satisfy Hunter it likely will require a contract in the $16 million to $20 million range annually for three or four years. A sticky point is how much money will be guaranteed.  Hunter has a history of injuries, and the Vikings will want to protect themselves, while Hunter’s representatives are expected to pursue guaranteed money.

Hunter’s camp has signaled its displeasure with a 2023 salary believed to be about $5 million, and the lack of progress on a new contract. The message came through with the absence of the veteran from both voluntary and mandatory workouts this spring.  Unless the Vikings have reason for serious concern about Hunter’s health or have cooked up an acquisition of equal talent, they need to settle on a contract in the coming weeks.

Vikings head coach Kevin O’Connell expressed admiration for Hunter last week both as a player and person.  He added that “we hope to have continued dialogue and have a really positive outcome.”

Worth Noting

Preseason recognition of multiple University of Minnesota football players continues to grow. Last week Phil Steele Publications honored seven Gophers including safety Tyler Nubin who was named a third-team All-American. Nubin and tight end Brevyn Spann-Ford also were honored as first-team All-Big Ten.

Wide receiver Daniel Jackson, tackle Aireontae Ersery and punt returner Quentin Redding were named second team All-Big Ten on offense. Redding was also honored on a All-Big Ten fourth team as a kick returner along with long snapper Brady Weeks. Quinn Carroll, Minnesota offensive tackle, was also a fourth team honoree.

Last month Athlon Sports honored nine Gophers including wide receiver Chris Autman-Bell who was named second team All-Big Ten.  Because of additional eligibility granted to him, Autman-Bell is approaching his seventh season at Minnesota.  The Vikings have only 10 players on their roster who this fall will have played seven or more seasons in the NFL.

Beleaguered former Timberwolves GM David Kahn, now a force in French basketball, is the subject of a feature in the new issue of Sports Illustrated and insists he left the Wolves “in a much, much better place than when I arrived.”

With a 35-year-old starting point guard in Mike Conley, logic suggests the Timberwolves could use their only selection in Thursday’s NBA Draft to take Nadir Hifi at No. 53 in the second round.  He plays in France and the 6-3, 20-year-old might be a sleeper in this week’s draft.

Jonathan Mekonnen, the Eastview class of 2024 basketball wing, picked up an offer from Loyola Chicago last week.  Power Five offers could be coming soon.

USC, who sources believe was interested in Gophers AD Mark Coyle in 2019, has a vacancy again.

Paul Molitor, who some Twins fans think should still be the club’s manager, was terrific in his analyst role recently on radio broadcasts.  His knowledge had listeners aware of what just happened, why it happened and what likely was developing next in the game.  He would be a superb addition to the roster of radio and TV analysts.

Jim Kaat

Jim Kaat, the former Twin who for years set the gold standard for baseball commentary during games here and nationally, isn’t working Twins games this year.  Kaat, 84 and inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame last year, pitched for the Twins and tight wad owner Calvin Griffith from 1961-1973.  “Calvin threw nickels around like manhole covers,” Kaat said years ago.

Kaat spoke Friday to the popular Twin Cities Dunkers organization that just closed off nominations for review in July, with 40 applicants and five spots open.

Darren Wolfson reported on Skor North that Wild GM Bill Guerin is interested in filling the assistant coaching vacancy with someone having head coach experience.  That could set up an interesting dynamic with head coach Dean Evason whose teams haven’t advanced beyond the first round of the playoffs.

Happy Father’s Day! Anyone remember this quote from the late Erma Bombeck?  “When I was a little kid, a father was like the light in the refrigerator. Every house had one, but no one really knew what either of them did once the door was shut.”

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