Aw-shucks. Winter sucks.
I get it. I just came inside from shoveling. One snow drift was so high the snow came tumbling toward me after I tossed a scoop of the powdery stuff off the shovel.
Yeah, I heard a report we had a near record Twin Cities amount of snow for December-February. And we aren’t done yet, but let’s not feel sorry for ourselves even though it’s been so long since we wore our bikinis we have no idea where they are, or if they fit.
As a public service, Sports Headliners will brighten outlooks and polish attitudes today. Read this therapy-filled column and see if you can at least cut your misery index in half.
Today’s snowfall won’t total the double digits anticipated last week. Whoopee!
By April 15 you will have filed your taxes and it should be safe to put the patio furniture on the deck. What a relief not to be working for Uncle Sam until next year!
Golf season looks like a cinch to begin by Cinco de Mayo.
After a five-year layoff, I am planning to re-start tennis. Eventually outdoors. TBD.
Give yourself something to look forward to or be appreciative about. Here’s an exaggerated example:
Be grateful there are no pirates on the Mississippi River.